Frozen : Why you Should Not Watch It


Frozen


Pointless story, dumb characters ; Hello Disney !???


Rating  : - - (can I add one more minus?)


 Opinions
If there is a Disney movie that can be worse than Frozen ; well, I’m waiting for it . look, Disney made excellent movies like Coco, Finding Dory or maybe even Cars. these were good family friendly movies you could watch with your family on a Saturday night. But this, basically this is a waste, apart from the Let It Go song this movie is an utter failure . I don’t know how they made $1.256 Billion. Well let’s go to the story. Well basically, there is this kid with ice powers who accidently hits her sisters head with an ice blast and the parents take her to some mystic trolls who have curing powers. The trolls tell her parents that her powers might get out of control and create havoc. The parents took it as it will get out of control and locked her up for the next 15 years without schooling, social interaction and fresh air. By what means do their parents feel that their daughter is eligible to be the queen ?. if I were her parents, I would let Elsa stay with the trolls and train properly and become a more able and powerful queen than any ruler in that time. Their parents go on a trip and die when their ship sank on a stormy night. Who ruled the kingdom during these fifteen years? . on the coronation day when they finally open the castle, 18-year-old Anna behaves like a 3-year-old who has not been let out of her house because of thunder storms. We soon come to realize that both of the sister’s maturity is still of 5- and 3-year old’s even though they are 20 and 18 respectively . Anna meets some random guy and decides to marry him. Elsa refuses and Anna throws a tantrum instead of maturely discussing it after the program is over. Elsa goes nuts and attacks everyone and escapes while freezing the entire country. Elsa builds an ice castle and decides to live in isolation forever. Anna goes to fetch her and leaves the kingdom in the care of her new boyfriend, Prince Hans. She ends up falling of her horse in the middle of a snowy forest, I mean expect it, I am surprised she can ride a horse. She finds this guy called Kristoff who eats the same carrot his reindeer just ate and apparently talks to his reindeer. Anna forces him to take her to a place called the north mountain, coincidently that’s exactly were Elsa built her castle. They end up there and they meet this, annoying, dumb snowman called Olaf who wants to swim in the summer. Anna goes to meet Elsa and she accidently hits Anna this time on the chest. Kristoff rushes Anna to the trolls. The trolls instead of asking why Kristoff is with Anna, they start singing and waste an hour or so. Finally the troll chief arrives and tells them that she will freeze if she does not have a kiss of true love, I mean why the universe did they waste so much if this what they had to tell them. Kristoff rushes Anna to Hans and drops her off in the palace. Hans turns evil and leaves Anna to her death. Elsa shows up and unfreezes Anna and they arrest Hans blah blah and they live happily ever after. Frozen is giving a wrong impression about princesses please read this and pass the word https://in.yahoo.com/news/kate-middleton-elsa-dress-frozen-095112549.html.


Conclusion



Please do not waste time and money on this dumb, cringe-worthy movie. This is not an enjoyable movie for anybody who is not a 2 year old.

Comments

  1. I totally agree with you. watched it once and couldn't finish it. Good review!

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  2. Amazingly funny review!!

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  3. good post,.
    i agree with you on most points,, but one point i cant agree on.
    yes it is a dumb movie, but its got its points, too.
    but still, very informative and funny review.
    great job

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  4. I COMPLETELY AGREE!!!!

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