Frozen : Why you Should Not Watch It
Frozen
Pointless story, dumb characters ; Hello Disney !???
Rating : - - (can I add one more minus?)
Opinions
If there is a Disney
movie that can be worse than Frozen ; well, I’m waiting for it . look, Disney
made excellent movies like Coco, Finding Dory or maybe even Cars. these were
good family friendly movies you could watch with your family on a Saturday
night. But this, basically this is a waste, apart from the Let It Go song this
movie is an utter failure . I don’t know how they made $1.256 Billion. Well
let’s go to the story. Well basically, there is this kid with ice powers who
accidently hits her sisters head with an ice blast and the parents take her to
some mystic trolls who have curing powers. The trolls tell her parents that her
powers might get out of control and create havoc. The
parents took it as it will get out of control and locked her up for the
next 15 years without schooling, social interaction and fresh air. By what
means do their parents feel that their daughter is eligible to be the queen ?.
if I were her parents, I would let Elsa stay with the trolls and train properly
and become a more able and powerful queen than any ruler in that time. Their
parents go on a trip and die when their ship sank on a stormy night. Who ruled
the kingdom during these fifteen years? . on the coronation day when they
finally open the castle, 18-year-old Anna behaves like a 3-year-old who has not
been let out of her house because of thunder storms. We soon come to realize
that both of the sister’s maturity is still of 5- and 3-year old’s even though
they are 20 and 18 respectively . Anna meets some random guy and decides to
marry him. Elsa refuses and Anna throws a tantrum instead of maturely
discussing it after the program is over. Elsa goes nuts and attacks everyone
and escapes while freezing the entire country. Elsa builds an ice castle and
decides to live in isolation forever. Anna goes to fetch her and leaves the
kingdom in the care of her new boyfriend, Prince Hans. She ends up falling of
her horse in the middle of a snowy forest, I mean expect it, I am surprised she
can ride a horse. She finds this guy called Kristoff who eats the same carrot
his reindeer just ate and apparently talks to his reindeer. Anna forces him to
take her to a place called the north mountain, coincidently that’s exactly were
Elsa built her castle. They end up there and they meet this, annoying, dumb
snowman called Olaf who wants to swim in the summer. Anna goes to meet Elsa and
she accidently hits Anna this time on the chest. Kristoff rushes Anna to the
trolls. The trolls instead of asking why Kristoff is with Anna, they start
singing and waste an hour or so. Finally the troll chief arrives and tells them
that she will freeze if she does not have a kiss of true love, I mean why the universe
did they waste so much if this what they had to tell them. Kristoff rushes Anna
to Hans and drops her off in the palace. Hans turns evil and leaves Anna to her
death. Elsa shows up and unfreezes Anna and they arrest Hans blah blah and they
live happily ever after. Frozen is giving a wrong impression about princesses
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Conclusion
Please
do not waste time and money on this dumb, cringe-worthy movie. This is not an
enjoyable movie for anybody who is not a 2 year old.

I totally agree with you. watched it once and couldn't finish it. Good review!
ReplyDeletei know , i totally understand !
DeleteAmazingly funny review!!
ReplyDeletegood post,.
ReplyDeletei agree with you on most points,, but one point i cant agree on.
yes it is a dumb movie, but its got its points, too.
but still, very informative and funny review.
great job
I COMPLETELY AGREE!!!!
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